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— Ты че такой веселый?
— А я вчера развелся. Как рога с плеч!
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— Мы женаты всего два дня, а ты уже начинаешь со мной ругаться.
— До тебя у меня было уже пять мужей, поэтому мне лучше знать, когда начинать ругаться!
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Уходить пораньше с работы — плохая примета. Один вот ушел и… развелся.
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Поспорили как-то любители пива и любители водки, чей напиток лучше. Спорили-спорили, спорили-спорили и пришли к выводу, что истина в вине.
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